When bored......Pretend to Rap!!!!!!

Yo Everybody listen
Im gonna act a fool
Im sick and pathetic
Ya'll watch me drool

I trip myself
Walking in a straight line
I might be ugly
But I think I'm damn Fine

Watching a Comedy
I sure would cry
Under the shower
I just remain dry

I get a tan at night
I eat when on a diet
I can run real fast
Because I just cant fight

I am scared of my shadow
And the boogie man under my bed
When faced with trouble
I lay down and just play dead

So here is my story
Let me know if you like it or not
In my screwed up world
Thats all I have got.

By Basheer Parvez.